Originally Posted by 20 Mile Final

Since we're having confessions of our attractions to TV news hosts, I'll admit I find myself inexplicably attracted to Christiana Amanpour.

Yeah, I know, she's not your prototypical FOXNews, blonde hottie. In fact, she's with CNN, not FOX. But you just know she has armpit hair that she braids - and I find that very enticing.

Yet, she never answers my calls. She does not respond to my many letters. I sit outside her New York apartment and throw pebbles at her bedroom window at 2am ... nothing! I've gone through her trash to collect a momento or two. I've followed her around the city during the day. How a lifesize photo of her in my bedroom with a candle burning continously. How much deeper can my love for her be? And what do I get for all my efforts? A restraining order! Pfft! Women! They show their love in the strangest ways.

I have half a mind to dump Christy (that's what I call her) for Candy Crowley, another CNN hottie.