Ohhh baby, now you've done it! Red Sox Nation will be looking for you! Of course as long as you keep hiding out in JFK you'll have plenty of protection, but you had best -never- divert in BOS on your way home from Europe!

I had Ted Williams on board one day from BGR to ATL, I offered to move him up to FC but he wouldn't move. When we arrived in ATL he came up and shook our hands and thanked us for the offer. He said, "Delta always treats me so well, that's why I always fly you guys."

A class act not seen in today's Major Leauges (witness Rocket Roger today)