Originally Posted by
Scoop
I forgot what movie it was, but remember the following coffee related scene. The protagonist was ordering coffee and the barista asked how he liked his coffee, to which he replied:
"I like my coffee like my ex-wives - cold and bitter."
Scoop
"Excuse me, I happened to by passing and thought you might want some coffee?"
"Oh thats very nice of you, thank you."
...long awkward possible line forgetting pause...
"Oh won't you sit down?"
"Thank you"
"Cream?"
"No thank you, I take it black, like my men."
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