I have few questions as well:
Bridgekeeper: What... is your name?
Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest?
Bridgekeeper: What... is your favourite colour?
Bridgekeeper: What... is the capital of Assyria?
Bridgekeeper: What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
King Arthur: What do you mean? An African or European swallow?
Bridgekeeper: Huh? I... I don't know that.
[
he is thrown over]
Bridgekeeper: Auuuuuuuugh.
Sir Bedevere: How do know so much about swallows?
King Arthur: Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know