Originally Posted by
Nitefrater
"When it Absolutely, Positively, needs to be there next month. Or the month after that. Maybe."
"Synchronizing the World of Business... with the lunar cycle"
"Yes ma'am. Your package should be here on any one of the next four tides."
That's awesome!
But, I think you FedEx types are getting jealous over our awesome, new slogan - We "heart" logistics!
Take that FedEx!