Originally Posted by
UAL T38 Phlyer
Instead, I performed brain-surgery on him, dated his sister (one of the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders, as well as her Supermodel twin sister, and their Mom, an ultra-Cougar), then transported him into the future using the time-machine I designed and perfected, where he underwent a successful personality-upgrade.
Brain = Exploded
Maybe compulsive lying is like chain smoking. The first time you get that bad taste, but after a couple more times it becomes natural; once you get to multiple times a day you just can't go on without one more..
Or he's just full of it. I'm going with *he's full of it*
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