... you have a mental list of boring occupations that don't invite any questioning. You use these instead of "airline pilot" when asked what you do in social settings in order to avoid the standard responses.

... you're one of the few people in the country that can fly for free, and one of the last people who wants to.

... your neighbors never really get why you're always home when you shouldn't be (tuesday afternoons) and never are home when you should be (saturday mornings).

... when giving driving directions, you always use "north, south, east, west" and trying to give them in "left, right" instead takes significant thought.

... you actually don't like the taste of Biscoff cookies.

... you're in the only employee group at the airport that doesn't frequently have neck tattoos.