Thread: You Might Be A Pax Airline Pilot If ....
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Old 10-14-2010 | 04:57 AM
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  • When people ask you how you are doing, you reply, "living the dream" and spend the rest of your day trying to convince yourself it is true.
  • You mentally make fun of your neighbor the accountant, who you think is "the most boring man in the world." One day you find out how much he makes and then are conflicted.
  • You refer to your FAs by the cabin altitude needed before you would find them attractive (e.g. "whoa, we got a 20,000 footer on board..." or "oh my gosh, finally, a sea-level beauty.")
  • You change your callsign to 1234-"heavy" depending if a particular FA is on board. She also subconsciously enters into your V-speed calculations. You swear that you have to adjust trim when she does cabin service.
  • You thought "Airplane!" was a documentary.
  • Toward the end of a long haul your 15,000 foot purser is now down to 5k, and this worries you.
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