Originally Posted by
JABDIP
Well gentlemen, the bed is made(scope) and we made it. Does not matter Who tucked in the sheets or put the pillowcase on the pillow, the fact is the bed is made. It is lumpy, old, smelly, and doesn't lend itself to a good nights sleep. New sheets might help, but it is time for a whole new mattress. That's what we gotta figure out, what kind of mattress to get so we can get a good nights sleep. Also we need some new sheets to go along with that new mattress and box spring. Just who do we pick to get that new mattress for us now that Moak is departing. I see that we have 2 options, 1. Lay here in this lumpy bed and complain about who made it. or 2. Figure out a way to get a new bed with nice new sheets. Sooner or later the company will need something really bad. It always comes around and that is when we go mattress shopping but we really need the right guys shopping for us. Don't forget a couple of new feather pillows to boot.
Do we all have to get in the same bed, together?
If so, I'm sure someone will make the comment "those aren't pillows!" But what if they're not just being funny?
And will we hire anyone to entertain us with pillow fights? And who will we hire? And do we get a vote? Do we get to vote on who does the hiring?
I'm really upset and worried that someone is going to put their hands between two pillows that aren't and we're going to end up hiring two RJ dudes to pillow fight because "they're cheaper." I'm very upset. I don't want to be fondled while trying to gouge out my own eyes.
Originally Posted by
80ktsClamp
So there.
Man, you really know how to make a guy feel bad about eating his miniature, albeit annoying, owl.