XJT pilot
You're such an internet tough guy with way more internet braun than brains. Yeah, let's really give it to our parent company, who's actually profitable without a cost cutting program called Operation Greenlight, by starting a jumpseat war with OUR OWN COWORKERS! Are you f'ing kidding me?? Thankfully you are one of a kind and will most certainly fold like a little girl when you meet an actual SKW pilot in the B terminal. Hopefully you aren't a captain and are far from holding the left seat, but if you are one and deny me a jumpseat based on your distorted worldview I will gladly report you to your pro standards committee. Misuse of the jumpseat is grounds for termination so on second thought, deny anyway buddy.
BTW if this is flamebait, well done sir.