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This just in! "PoF (pay to fry) programs now staring near you! Only $25,399, and you too can enter the exciting world of fast food preparation. Our "liar to fryer" course will take you from a sleeze talkin' wannabe to fry slinger in 6 short months! Advancement opportunites to food prep or washroom cleaner in only 5-7 years.

FDA Regulations will soon require a 4 year degree to operate fry machines! Enroll now in South Central Butthole University's "Food Preparation Management" course and earn your spot by the fry machine today!

Space is limited! Call today!

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