A project for those of you with too much time on your hands.

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On the first day of Christmas my union gave to me, a paycut in bankrupt-cy.

On the second day of Christmas my union gave to me, two years lost seniority and a paycut in bankruptcy.

On the third day of Christmas my union gave to me, three dropped grievances

On the fourth day of Christmas my union gave to me, four "received" resolutions

On the fifth day of Christmas my union gave to me, Age Sixty Five!!

On the sixth day of Christmas my union gave to me, six transition phases.

On the seventh day of Christmas my union gave to me, seven segment days

On the eight day of Christmas, my union gave to me, eight short calls

On the ninth day of Christmas my union gave to me, nine hours unaugmented

On the tenth day of Christmas my union gave to me, ten finger pat downs

On the eleventh day of Christmas my union gave to me, eleven RJ codeshares

On the twelfth day of Christmas my union gave to me, twelve parked freighters.