Originally Posted by
tsquare
Dude.. seriously.. get a girlfriend. You're obsessed.
Now THAT's funny.
Hey, I had to set my own hanging curveballs to post that ^^^...
Besides, monarchies whether they are in England or U.S. government or unions or what have you are just more interesting when they involve pretty princesses. And we need a little color around here sometime and I try to always step up to that challenge.
ARTHUR: I am your king!
WOMAN: Well, I didn't vote for you.
ARTHUR: You don't vote for kings.
WOMAN: Well, 'ow did you become king then?
ARTHUR: The Lady of the Lake,
[angels sing]
her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur
from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that I,
Arthur, was to carry Excalibur.
[singing stops]
That is why I am your king!
DENNIS: Listen -- strange women lying in ponds distributing swords
is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power
derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical
aquatic ceremony.
ARTHUR: Be quiet!