i was sittin in a gate at IAD one night in the middle of one of the worst thunderstorms ive ever seen waitin to deadhead to STL. it looked like daylight out the lightning was so non stop and the rain was completely vertical. some french lady dressed in asininely elaborate clothes came up to me. once she got about 10 feet away i could tell she was ready to chew my head off. she assumed i was flying her flight up to boston to which i quickly explained i was getting a ride home to saint louis. well that didnt stop her from yelling at me for delaying her flight. then i asked her if she thinks its safe to fly right now. that didnt stop her from continuing. then i explained that the plane going to boston isnt even my airline. she kept going. then i told her i dont even know how to fly that plane. that didnt stop her. finally i mockingly said...lemme get this right...you want me to fly a plane i dont know how to fly, for an airline i dont work for, in weather that has the airport closed, to a city im not going to? her exact answer..."Yes!" dead serious.