While checking in for a 30+ hour layover, I was approached by some drunk MILFs who wanted me to take pictures of them. They then asked for help getting bags to their room. Can't think of a better way to start a long overnight

Also,

Passenger, an older gentleman, frantic with a bit of an attitude, comes off an aircraft I am waiting to take out. I am standing near the podium as he rushes up
Pax: Sir, I have a connection that leaves in 5 minutes! What do I do?!
Me: Wow, 5 minutes? I'd suggest you start running.
Pax: Are you out of your mind!? I can't run!!!
Me: Well, you seem to be walking just fine, right?
Pax: *exasperated* Well, yes!
Me: Then I'd suggest you start walking.

And,

While standing in line at a food court in some airport with my captain.
Pax: Are you guys pilots?
Me: No sir, I'm a doctor.
Captain: And I'm a pool boy.
Don'tcha just love it when, without a word, you are both on the same page?