Sitting on a public bus going through the getto on my way to the airport:

Punk - "You a pilot?"
Me - "That's what they tell me."
Punk - "I'm in truck driving school now. Maybe I'll do that next....Yea, A pilot."


While boarding:

Pax: "This sure is a small plane."
FA: "Well lets take your plane then...Oh, you don't have one...Welcome aboard."


While on a DH:

Pax: "So do you want to be a real pilot on day?"
Me (FO): "Well, I am a real pilot."
Pax: "I know. I mean do you hope to land and takeoff one day?"


Talking to a cleaner at the gate after we landed:

Me (FO): "..and the CA window was fogging up so bad he could not see out of
it."
Cleaner: With big eyes "So you had to land?!!"