Man, the more I think about it the more stupid things I hear come out of people's mouths. While in line to buy food in PNS I am standing next to a cooler for monster energy drinks. A dude walks up in line behind me and grabs a monster and then gets chatty.

Pax: Man, I bet you guys drink tons of these things, huh?
Me: Don't need em. I have a $20 million dollar flying coffee maker.
Pax: That's all that thing can do?!
Me: Well, how many flying kitchen appliances do YOU have?!