Originally Posted by
sailingfun
Also make sure you are very careful when coming in from a trip. If you see extra people in the jetway you might want to think about putting a sweater on over your uniform shirt and slinking off with the passengers. Jetway assignments often happen around Christmas.
Or use the T.O.C.S.A.
(Top Of Climb Stomach Ache)
Haven't done it, but I wouldn't doubt it's been done.