Niiiiice. We really should put that on the lav trucks. "Ramp, just got cut off by the... turd burglar."

Ramp: "And I care why?"

More like "did you see that ramp, I just got caught off." "Say again?" "Ramp, I just got cut off." "Who is I?" "What do you mean who is I? Are you telling me you're not watching me with binoculars as I taxi out?" "And you are...?" "I don't understand, I thought your only job was to watch out for me!"

It would be funny, if it wasn't so sad to say that sort of happened.

There is a dump truck company up here where I live called Mother Trucker.