OOOOOOO, I love these flame wars!!!!

Pilot A: "My job is miserable. Don't ever come here, go find something else to do because we are [point out obvious flaws of being a pilot to bring some light to the fact of obvious flaws of each airline]

Pilot B: "You obviously don't LOVE aviation. If you did, you would pay your company those beautiful jets! Get out and quit so I can have your job, you miserable bastard!"