Originally Posted by Scoop

How are you at catching gophers?

Carl

Carl,


Catching gophers? You mean killing gophers, don't you?

Your movie alter-ego has nothing on me. I have a serious gopher problem and have been fighting them in a long drawn out war of attrition for years - but no more.

I have recently been on a major gopher offensive. I have always waited for them to show up in my yard and then got them with poison and traps. Well now I have a dog so the poison is out. Well last year I purchased the vacant lot next to my house (think of it as behind enemy lines for the gophers) and have gone on the offensive.

Its all out war! Man vs Gopher! I will not rest until all the varmints are terminated. Traps, poison, Smoke bombs - its an all out war to the death!

For Carl's consideration I will post gopher Kill numbers and would like to even post a picture or two of a few gophers that I introduced to my traps but hell, PETA would probably be on my ass for that so you guys will have to settle for the gopher body count which at this time is 4 for 2011.

Scoop