Scambo, I think the only thing that can be photo shopped into that bikini contest photo is a bikini.

That SLI thread reminds me of this scene in the Simpsons where Bart confidently tells the extremely sheltered Flanders kids "there's no sugar in pixie sticks." So they try it and next thing you know they're demon possessed.

They're getting some very similar advice from the Delta peanut gallery.





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