You know, this outsourcing RJ thing is kind of a multi-headed monster. There is a smaller head, possibly around the nether regions of said monster near its other head, where you might find this conversation:

Delta Pilot 1: You know, DALPA says don't worry about RJs because management says they hate all of the RJ's they keep ordering. But I'm nervous, those RJ's should be flown here.

Delta Pilot 2: WHA? No way. I'm not going to be a FLAP.

Delta Pilot 1: What's a FLAP?

Delta Pilot 2: An [expletive] little airplane pilot.

Delta Pilot 1: You're an idiot.