Originally Posted by
calcapt
I could transcend my hostage negotiator coolness to the classroom.
"Attention students, my name is Professor Calcapt and today we are going to study history. If any one of you speak out of order or fail to raise your hands before speaking I will come down there and beat the living $hit out of you before I throw your sorry a$$es out of my classroom. Any questions? Good, let's get started".
I hope you're not going to be teaching 4 year-olds in pre-school like I do!!! I don't have to raise my voice with them, just give them "the look!!" Works everytime, well almost. The boys don't listen.
