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Old 12-27-2006 | 08:21 PM
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Originally Posted by vagabond
1) Lose that last 5 pounds
2) Stop spending husband's money
3) Get a mammogram (ouch) and my PPL (oy vey) by June 1
4) Change cell phone provider
5) Throw out expired anti-depressant and anti-anxiety pills
6) Draft a legally enforceable will
7) Wear cotton undies
8) Find another lover
9) Be kinder and gentler, but less complacent
10) Spend less time on the computer writing resolutions that I probably will not keep
Well if you're going to find a new lover than keep the husband's plastic in your wallet.

I want to chop the last 5lbs too.
Pay all taxes.
Invest in a mutual fund, maybe stocks, but I don't know much about stock's anymore.

Make more love.
Keep climbing up the commercial ladder.
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