Originally Posted by
sigep_nm
So lets start the list:
1) Moaning and bi&ching
2) Crying about pay
3) Not doing a damn thing
4) I push the autopilot button better than you
5) My auto land works better than yours
There is my list, whats on yours?
I think that we need to differentiate b!tch lists... they are quite different between the various pilot groups. Above is an airline b!tch list.
Below is a corporate pilot b!itch list:
1) Damn! The caterers forgot to put extra wasabi in my sushi crew meal!
2) Damn these crappy rental golf clubs! Why did the boss have to bring that damn extra suitcase (thereby filling up the baggage compartment forcing me to leave mine in the car...)
3) Damn! The powder base on the slopes in Sun Valley is 2 feet lower this year.
4) What do you mean that I have to commercial air to recurrent training?!? Can't we reschedule maintenance for some other week and take the plane?
5) What?! You want to leave at 7am? Are you sure you don't want to stay in <Insert whatever tropical/resort/exciting destination> until after lunch? You (I) could always get another round of golf in...
6) Damn! I only logged 200 hrs and 50 days of flying this year... How am I ever going to build up my logbook to be competitive with those airline guys?
7) Damn! My brake lines are cut again! When will my airline buddies stop trying to kill me for my job?