Originally Posted by
tomgoodman
American Moderates seldom become great, but they choose who does.
Moderate gets on an elevator and the operator asks "what floor?"
Hesitant, the moderate said he wasn't for sure yet. The frustrated Operator barked "How do you not know what floor you're going to? Pick one."
"Well, I don't know, what's the most popular floor?"
"The First Floor."
"Oh... okay... well... I guess I'll just stay here then."
"Suit yourself pal."
"... bye..."
