According to the Delta-Southwest Treaty, airplane incidents and mishaps are off limits for company vs company food fights.
After all, the one thing in common is we all have airplanes in our fleet and their design and maintenance is out of our hands.
The one thing you can say about the Aloha incident is the plane landed. And the other, look at the picture of the guy coming off the slide. I thought this when we did slide training here at Delta, the NB's have a very steep jump. Almost as if to say, maybe your just better off jumping to the ground. The 757 has something more akin to a jumpy house.