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Old 04-04-2011 | 04:36 PM
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From: CL-65 captain
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1 good thing about sub 500 hour FO's....they can normally outfly me on a clear VFR day from MEM to GPT with a 10 mile straight in final and set up the FMS/ACARS faster/better than Chuck Norris.
2nd good thing about sub 500 hour FO's....watching the deer in headlight look when they get a generator failure at rotation on a beautiful VFR day and you have to have eveyone on the airplane perform that scene from "Airplane!" where they all slap him and are lined up with progressively bigger weapons to snap him out of it...."Oh Captain, I'll handle this. CALM DOWN GET AHOLD OF YOURSELf!!!" SLAP!
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