http://www.avweb.com/other/piper-32n...iveATC-net.mp3
http://www.nytimes.com/2011/04/06/nyregion/06plane.html

"“Hey tower, I’ve got a question for you,” he said. “This might be crazy, but are we allowed to land on the beach?”

“You know, tower, my engine might be running a little, teensy, teensy bit rough. A little teensy bit rough.”

“What’s the big deal? It happens all the time in Alaska.”

Detective Derienzo replied, “Welcome to New York.”

“Just let us know if we’re up in your grill, you know?”