You need to attend my program, it's called "Bash Your Airplane Til Nobody Bids It". It's a 365 step program in that 365 days out of the year you tell people why your plane sucks and more importantly why it sucks worse in your base and in your seat.

The MD-88, sucks. Sucks in ATL the most. Sucks my seat the worst. Even Tiger Woods in his darkest days of sex rehab could think to himself - "at least I'm not an MD-88 FO in ATL!"