Nice spoof Jungle, it reads just like the novel!

After reading that bag of wind novel it is obvious to me the people touting it with "Who is John Galt" bumper stickers on their beat up pickup trucks haven't the patience to read it or the capacity to understand why it was written.

Here's the Cliff notes: I was born rich and like to boss people around. It makes me feel alive and turns me on, so eff you stupid little people, you were put on this earth to serve my whims. Get back to work and peel me a grape!

There, I saved somebody many hours of pain & boredom.