Can't believe you pilots haven't read this yet:
12 airport employees charged in 2 drug smuggling rings | Detroit Free Press | freep.com

Feds arrest Delta baggage handlers in drug smuggling probe at Metro Airport | detnews.com | The Detroit News

FT thread:
12 DL Rampers arrested with cocaine - FlyerTalk Forums

HOLY SH**.

You pilots: Better check the damn cargo hold for illegal sh** when coming from Mortego bay!