Originally Posted by
seoceancrosser
Smoked salmon is nice, but babes in bikini's are nicer!!!
Miami= Warm weather, blue sky, oiled down *****s and plenty of Cohiba cigars to last a lifetime.
Alaska= Cold, dark in winter, toothless women who strut around like Playboy models
, crazy drunk people running around with firearms, and crappy flying conditions (sometimes).
I think I'd seriously consider relocating to Miami if given the opportunity.