HaHa - I laugh everytime I look at this guy's picture - that's exactly how I felt the last time I DH'ed on an 88 and got the speech - dude told us all about his yuppie northeast college ROTC days (I won't mention it 'cause for all I know, he reads this stuff), his career in the Navy flying hornets "off the boat", his experience at Delta, including every plane he's flown, number of hours, etc. Ugh.

Just when you think he's done, we get the life history of his f/o.

All of this while facing a plane-load of pax at 0615.

I felt like melting into the seat while secretly removing my uniform items.