Originally Posted by
nerd2009
OMG! I know exactly who that is ! Ha ha ha ha!
We deadheaded from SAT back to ATL, and and while sitting in the middle seat between the two large people ,the Capt made that PA, we were sooo embarrassed , I almost took my hat off

I like to keep my PA's basic, where are we, where we going, my height and dimensions, how long the flight will be, what my biggest fears and insecurities are, my favorite color, how sunrises make me cry.
Being brief is paramount, staying on topic is the most important thing.