Originally Posted by hoserpilot

How do you tell a good flight attendant from a great flight attendant?

A good one says, "Good morning Captain."

A great one rolls over and says, "It's morning Captain."



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After a visit to the ***** house,
a man notices green lumps on his willy,
so he goes to the doctors.
“That’s serious” says the doctor.
“You know how wrestlers get cauliflower ears?”
“Yes” says the man seriously.

“Well” says the doctor “You’ve got brothel sprouts.”