Originally Posted by
RoughLandings
What's the difference between a condom and a cockpit?
You can only fit one d!ckhead in a condom.
Well played sir, definitely will need to use that one.
A few weeks ago I was talking with the wife and she asked me if I ever had sex on an airplane.
So I told her, "yeah all the time, I get *******ed ever time I go to work"
She didn't find it that amusing, but I thought it was.