Originally Posted by scambo1

I got so upset with my old lady the other day that when I kicked open my trailer door, it hit my wife in the head and popped out another one of her teeth. That's okay though because we've almost saved enough from her stripping to buy a pair of "affordable dentures."

The law took away my neighbor's old lady last night. I guess she got sick of him and pulled out a steak knife. That's her third domestic violence arrest this month. I think the state is going to take her kids. Me and him are grilling out tonight. My old lady got her foodstamps today so we bought some steaks and got a lot of change back to buy some smokes and beer.

I gotta get my truck fixed. I'm getting tired of riding my old lady's daughter's bike to the airport. Maybe we'll get a payraise in '12, it's tough to feed 7 kids and heat/cool a singlewide. I also want to buy some skirting.