Wake up, make sure the cell phone is charged and not on silent. Stumble into the kitchen and make a bowl of cereal with some questionable milk and then sit on the couch in your boxers and watch some cartoons, Price is Right, Sports Center, The View, whatever. After some TV you might get ambitious and go to the gym. Its a good way to kill a few hours and it makes you feel like you did something. When you get home from the gym (make sure you shower at the gym, hot water at home is expensive) is a good time to have a bread sandwich for lunch. If you picked up someone's discarded paper at the gym, now is a good time to page through the want adds and see if there is anything you can do on the side to make a few extra bucks. If you get bored in the afternoon, you can always put on your uniform and go to the mall. Usually lots of soccer moms and MILFs there in the afternoon. After you get tired of that you might head home, stopping at Mickey D's for a feast from the dollar menu and call your buddies up for a beer (assuming you have enough time between duty periods). Pass out and repeat as necessary. Your experience may vary.