Getting drunk, then crunk, in the cabin
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If I were the Captain I would have told this guy that if he didn't sit down and shut up we were going to have to make an emergency landing to have him arrested... and that the closest place to land would be Cuba. How would he like to spend some time in a Cuban prison? 
Maybe that would have done the trick?

Maybe that would have done the trick?
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If I were the Captain I would have told this guy that if he didn't sit down and shut up we were going to have to make an emergency landing to have him arrested... and that the closest place to land would be Cuba. How would he like to spend some time in a Cuban prison? 
Maybe that would have done the trick?

Maybe that would have done the trick?

Having dealt with more than my share of drunks, my experience is that irrational arguments work equally well (or poorly) as rational ones.
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If I were the Captain I would have told this guy that if he didn't sit down and shut up we were going to have to make an emergency landing to have him arrested... and that the closest place to land would be Cuba. How would he like to spend some time in a Cuban prison? 
Maybe that would have done the trick?

Maybe that would have done the trick?

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If I were the Captain I would have told this guy that if he didn't sit down and shut up we were going to have to make an emergency landing to have him arrested... and that the closest place to land would be Cuba. How would he like to spend some time in a Cuban prison? 
Maybe that would have done the trick?

Maybe that would have done the trick?

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/06/29/m...le-review.html
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Already been done...this home boy from St. Croix was much better off after American Airlines dropped him in Cuba!
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/06/29/m...le-review.html
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/06/29/m...le-review.html
I once had a pax misbehave on flight to SA show up to return to the US 2 days later with same pilot/FA crew. Total A-hole. In gate area I was talking to Dispatch about whether or not I was gonna carry this person. Loud enough so the guy could hear that if there was an issue inflight I was going to divert into Columbia. I'd heard they had nice jails I wouldn't want to be in. OFG
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Already been done...this home boy from St. Croix was much better off after American Airlines dropped him in Cuba!
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/06/29/m...le-review.html
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/06/29/m...le-review.html
He is still alive.
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