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Old 09-05-2007 | 10:27 AM
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Originally Posted by Jetjok
US Army Rangers' Rules:

1. Walk in 50 miles wearing 75 pound rucksack while starving.
2. Locate individuals requiring killing.
3. Request permission via radio from "Higher" to perform killing.
4. Curse bitterly when mission is aborted.
5. Walk out 50 miles wearing a 75 pound rucksack while starving.
Ummmmm................ Never mind.
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Old 09-05-2007 | 11:06 AM
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Originally Posted by Deuce130
Does that include the "high and tight?" Now the only way to tell a Marine from anyone else is going to be the tattoo sleeve and trail of gay porn.
Sleeves got banned too... But about that gay porn...
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Old 09-05-2007 | 12:15 PM
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Having had the recent opportunity to spend much field time with the Army, I feel you are forgetting the famed 82nd Airbone, so proud of recent unit member film projects that they wear "AA" on their sleeves to remind everyone they truly are the "All Anal" Division.

Credit where credit is due.
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Old 09-05-2007 | 01:14 PM
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Out of respect, I will not mention the branch of the service where all recruits are required to have at least one more brain cell than a horse.

So they won't sh!t in the road during the parade....
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Old 09-05-2007 | 04:39 PM
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What about the shallow water sailors?

Got any good rules for them?

You know, something about ankle beater pants or something?
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Old 09-06-2007 | 06:23 AM
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Default Shallow water sailors.

Just one...When a hurricane hits your state, call FEMA.
(It's also neat that the Navy used a shot of a CG helo crewman in their recruiting ad. It's the one of the crewman looking out of the helo door and holding on to the hoist cable.)
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Old 09-06-2007 | 07:55 AM
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No problem w/Coasties here.........some of the finest Sailors I've ever seen.
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Old 09-06-2007 | 12:35 PM
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Originally Posted by FLMD11CAPT
No problem w/Coasties here.........some of the finest Sailors I've ever seen.
Don't you mean...thailors (yes...with a lisp)
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