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TheBaron 09-23-2007 05:23 PM


Originally Posted by 767pilot (Post 235695)
Yes, they are called container ships
I'm not looking to get into a "whose weiner is bigger contest", frankly, I don't care. I don't care if we are number 5 or number 25 as long as I get a nice fat paycheck every two weeks. Maybe I am too mercenary, but I learned a long time ago not to love anything that is incapable of loving me back.

My bad. I'm not trying to shoot the messenger, just that expert Adami. He seems like an expert in the same vain as Kit Darby.
Yes your company is bigger.
And my wiener is pathetically small but my wife still likes it.

FliFast 09-23-2007 05:42 PM

We have submarines ???...I thought I saw a brown blob in the water outside the harbor in Hong Kong.

767pilot 09-23-2007 05:57 PM


Originally Posted by TheBaron (Post 235700)
My bad. I'm not trying to shoot the messenger, just that expert Adami. He seems like an expert in the same vain as Kit Darby.


Oh jeez, now you've done it, don't get me started on kit darby. What a piece of drek, taking whatever numbers the company's give him and regurgitating them as his own. Seems particulalry odd that a guy that has worked at so many bankrupt carriers and spent so much time n furlough should be offering career advice.

Glad that your wife is happy, mine too (I hope) <G>. Remember, it's not the size of the ship, but the motion of the ocean!!:D

⌐ AV8OR WANNABE 09-23-2007 07:11 PM


Originally Posted by TheBaron (Post 235691)
I am only referring to the cargo airline portion of both companies. That said, FedEx leads by both revenue and packages carried. Does UPS have special trucks that cross the ocean that I don't know about?


Oh c'mon Baron, let us have a minute of fame, will ya? You couldn't even resist to point out that 'yours is bigger' on our 100 Year Anniversary
(if you're the same The Baron from the other site ;))

Remember?

Happy Birthday UPS! - 100 years! Aug 28, 2007!

Congratulations!
Being #2 is pretty impressive for a bunch of truck drivers.
http://www.aircargoworld.com/features/0907_1.htm
I keeed! Relax
TheBaron


Hey, we keed too. One day we’ll all merge with Yangtzee River Express anyways and there'll be tons of free Ramen Noodles for everyone so it’s all good, right? :)

⌐ AV8OR WANNABE 09-23-2007 07:14 PM


Originally Posted by TheBaron (Post 235700)
My bad...Yes your company is bigger.
And my wiener is pathetically small but my wife still likes it.

Now you're talkin'! Your wife sounds real smart to me! :D

⌐ AV8OR WANNABE 09-23-2007 07:19 PM


Originally Posted by 767pilot (Post 235723)
...Remember, it's not the size of the ship, but the motion of the ocean!!...

Sure,...and we don't care about the way women look, it's all about their personalities, right? Yeah...:D

767pilot 09-23-2007 07:50 PM


Originally Posted by ⌐ AV8OR WANNABE (Post 235763)
Sure,...and we don't care about the way women look, it's all about their personalities, right? Yeah...:D

They all look the same with the lights off:p

767pilot 09-23-2007 08:11 PM


Originally Posted by ⌐ AV8OR WANNABE (Post 235763)
Sure,...and we don't care about the way women look, it's all about their personalities, right? Yeah...:D

I might not be able to reach the bottom, but I can sure play hell with the edges:cool:

TheBaron 09-23-2007 08:35 PM


Originally Posted by ? AV8OR WANNABE (Post 235759)

Oh c'mon Baron, let us have a minute of fame, will ya? You couldn't even resist to point out that 'yours is bigger' on our 100 Year Anniversary
(if you're the same The Baron from the other site ;))

Remember?

Happy Birthday UPS! - 100 years! Aug 28, 2007!

Congratulations!
Being #2 is pretty impressive for a bunch of truck drivers.
http://www.aircargoworld.com/features/0907_1.htm
I keeed! Relax
TheBaron


Hey, we keed too. One day we’ll all merge with Yangtzee River Express anyways and there'll be tons of free Ramen Noodles for everyone so it’s all good, right? :)

Doesn't UPS already own a big chunk of Yangtzee River Express? Al least that's what one of your guys told me in Almaty the other day. Maybe I'm too gullible.

TheBaron 09-23-2007 08:41 PM


Originally Posted by 767pilot (Post 235782)
They all look the same with the lights off:p

They're all attractive when all you can see is the top of their head.

:)


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