Great FSR
 

I thought this was great. Not the usual long over done drool.


Cruise. Yawn. Bang! $%%#^& !! Assess. (Completely shattered left
windshield. Outer layer only, PSI stable) Slow down. Go down.
Divert. Change underwear.

AirBus ....... go figure

Is that real? Priceless!

It almost looks like the author was going for a Haiku.

But he forgot the one thing that all the other Captain's always include:
"Good job by the F/O.." ;)

Unless, of course, they are Check Airman and then it always starts with "First leg of IOE.." and then ends with "Good job by the F/O.."

Yep, all I added was the Airbus comment. After a year and a half off the bus I still get the FSR.

I always end my FSR's with, "And the Capt. did a great job!" :D

Mark

Yep, priceless FSR; but, if you want to get off the list just email the safety guys and ask them to adjust your profile. Works good-- I quickly tired of reading Boeing FSRs after moving to the MD.

Genius
 

Genius!! I thought it was normal to keep receiving hundreds of boeing FSR's.

I gotta get that changed.

Even easier if you go to VIPS and click on "flight safety"......then "tracking flight safety reports". Gives you the step by step instructions.

VIPS has alot of buried goodies if you just look around..............

And I was afraid I wasn't going to learn anything new today :D. thanks fedexbusboy

"slow down"! That's the 300's normal procedure!