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01-02-2008, 03:27 PM

R1200RT

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Great FSR

I thought this was great. Not the usual long over done drool.

Cruise. Yawn. Bang! $%%#^& !! Assess. (Completely shattered left
windshield. Outer layer only, PSI stable) Slow down. Go down.
Divert. Change underwear.

AirBus ....... go figure

01-02-2008, 03:31 PM

HSLD

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Is that real? Priceless!

It almost looks like the author was going for a Haiku.

01-02-2008, 04:10 PM

Boom Boom

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But he forgot the one thing that all the other Captain's always include:
"Good job by the F/O.."

Unless, of course, they are Check Airman and then it always starts with "First leg of IOE.." and then ends with "Good job by the F/O.."

01-02-2008, 04:11 PM

R1200RT

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Quote:

Originally Posted by HSLD

Is that real? Priceless!

It almost looks like the author was going for a Haiku.

Yep, all I added was the Airbus comment. After a year and a half off the bus I still get the FSR.

01-02-2008, 04:18 PM

MaydayMark

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Boom Boom

But he forgot the one thing that all the other Captain's always include:
"Good job by the F/O.."

I always end my FSR's with, "And the Capt. did a great job!"

Mark

01-02-2008, 04:57 PM

FlybyKnite

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Quote:

Originally Posted by R1200RT

Yep, all I added was the Airbus comment. After a year and a half off the bus I still get the FSR.

Yep, priceless FSR; but, if you want to get off the list just email the safety guys and ask them to adjust your profile. Works good-- I quickly tired of reading Boeing FSRs after moving to the MD.

01-02-2008, 05:45 PM

eFDeeeX

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Genius

Genius!! I thought it was normal to keep receiving hundreds of boeing FSR's.

I gotta get that changed.

01-02-2008, 06:16 PM

FedExBusBoy

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Quote:

Originally Posted by FlybyKnite

Yep, priceless FSR; but, if you want to get off the list just email the safety guys and ask them to adjust your profile. Works good-- I quickly tired of reading Boeing FSRs after moving to the MD.

Even easier if you go to VIPS and click on "flight safety"......then "tracking flight safety reports". Gives you the step by step instructions.

VIPS has alot of buried goodies if you just look around..............