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vagabond 08-22-2008 09:09 PM

Whaa? Hotdogs? Hamburgers? I thought this thread would be about those famous dishes killing off (or turning off) tourists at the Olympics in Beijing. You know, the steamed crap and virgin chicken. ;)

jungle 08-22-2008 09:24 PM


Originally Posted by vagabond (Post 448599)
Whaa? Hotdogs? Hamburgers? I thought this thread would be about those famous dishes killing off (or turning off) tourists at the Olympics in Beijing. You know, the steamed crap and virgin chicken. ;)

Virgin chicken. One of the most nefarious and well planned commie plots we have ever had to deal with, and some believe that those chickens are sixteen years old. Soon that "virgin" first press chicken broth will find it's way into our toothpaste, water supply and even the kid's ice cream. The kid's ice cream for God's(or insert you prefered diety) sake!

Trash Hauler 1 08-22-2008 09:50 PM


Originally Posted by mrvmo (Post 448594)
Chicago hot dogs rule.

Chicago Hot Dogs have won more World Series' than the Cubs!! By the way, CUBS means Completely Useless By September!! Go Cards!

Busboy 08-22-2008 09:51 PM


Originally Posted by Shortguy (Post 448584)
I don't think hot dogs should be laid off just because hamburgers taste better.















This is just a test to see how long it will take UPS and FEDX guys to take it over and change the subject to something UPS and FEDX.

I can not believe what a greedy thing that was to say!!!

Has anyone ever tried "jerk chicken" ?

buggs 08-22-2008 10:07 PM

The "O". Original Hotdog shop in Pittsburgh the best. Burgers can't touch it. This from a UPS guy. What do you Fed Ex guys think?

Rottweiler 08-22-2008 10:25 PM

Geezer dogs
 
Hot Dogs are scabs because they hang around until 65, and then even hang around in the back of the bun past 65 hoping the age 70 rule passes. At least Hamburgers retire with dignity at 60.

Rott

md11phlyer 08-22-2008 10:32 PM

Our feeling in ANC is that you should not eat hot dogs as they have been deemed onerous and fatiguing. Although, this effort has not been supported by our brethren in MEM, who continue to gobble down hot dogs at an alarming rate. We once thought that after 4 months of not eating a hot dog, it would be turned into a hamburger and would therefore be edible to the pilot group. However, via the VP/MEC hot dog resolution track we were made aware that a hot dog can remain a hot dog with authority from the Director of Flight Ops. Therefore, we are now eating some hot dogs in ANC that are technically called "hamburgers.'

jungle 08-22-2008 10:36 PM


Originally Posted by md11phlyer (Post 448624)
Our feeling in ANC is that you should not eat hot dogs as they have been deemed onerous and fatiguing. Although, this effort has not been supported by our brethren in MEM, who continue to gobble down hot dogs at an alarming rate. We once thought that after 4 months of not eating a hot dog, it would be turned into a hamburger and would therefore be edible to the pilot group. However, via the VP/MEC hot dog resolution track we were made aware that a hot dog can remain a hot dog with authority from the Director of Flight Ops. Therefore, we are now eating some hot dogs in ANC that are technically called "hamburgers.'


That is beautiful.:D Bravo and well done. T-shirt and ball cap inbound.

⌐ AV8OR WANNABE 08-22-2008 11:00 PM


Originally Posted by Rottweiler (Post 448622)
Hot Dogs are scabs because they hang around until 65, and then even hang around in the back of the bun past 65 hoping the age 70 rule passes. At least Hamburgers retire with dignity at 60.

Rott

Hanging around in the back of the bun? That ain't right, I'm voting for hamburgers in our next contract!

MD11Fr8Dog 08-23-2008 04:44 AM


Originally Posted by ⌐ AV8OR WANNABE (Post 448593)
"None. How long till it's about UPS or FEDEX?"


I know and I was joking...

Besides it was about UPS and Fedex from the very first post - yours... Just go back and re-read it... ;)


ZING!:eek: :D


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