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Shortguy 08-22-2008 08:44 PM

This thread has nothing to do with UPS/FDX
 
I don't think hot dogs should be laid off just because hamburgers taste better.















This is just a test to see how long it will take UPS and FEDX guys to take it over and change the subject to something UPS and FEDX.

⌐ AV8OR WANNABE 08-22-2008 08:51 PM


Originally Posted by Shortguy (Post 448584)
I don't think hot dogs should be laid off just because hamburgers taste better.

This is just a test to see how long it will take UPS and FEDX guys to take it over and change the subject to something UPS and FEDX.

So what airline is this about? ;)

By the way, I'm against the preferential treatment hamburgers seem to be getting over the hotdogs... :D

jungle 08-22-2008 08:53 PM

It is racist, anti-union and an effort to undermine our brotherhood. You are running away from the real issues here in an effort to support hamburgers.
Furthermore, when Kennedy made his "Ich bin ein Berliner" speech I think it was obvious to the world that he was proclaiming himself a hotdog.
Don't try this stunt again or we will write many letters warning you of our possible anger. Good day Sir.

CL247 08-22-2008 08:53 PM

I think hot dogs taste good on hamburger buns. Kind of Blue-on-blue.

CL247 08-22-2008 08:54 PM

this aggression will not stand, man.

Shortguy 08-22-2008 08:56 PM

[quote=⌐ AV8OR WANNABE;448586]So what airline is this about? ;)

None. How long till it's about UPS or FEDEX?

BOYCAPTAIN 08-22-2008 08:57 PM


Originally Posted by Shortguy (Post 448584)
I don't think hot dogs should be laid off just because hamburgers taste better.















This is just a test to see how long it will take UPS and FEDX guys to take it over and change the subject to something UPS and FEDX.


this is a test to see how long it takes shortguy to get a life!

⌐ AV8OR WANNABE 08-22-2008 08:58 PM

"None. How long till it's about UPS or FEDEX?"


I know and I was joking...

Besides it was about UPS and Fedex from the very first post - yours... Just go back and re-read it... ;)

mrvmo 08-22-2008 08:59 PM

Chicago hot dogs rule.

Sideshow Bob 08-22-2008 09:08 PM


Originally Posted by mrvmo (Post 448594)
Chicago hot dogs rule.

You're all foodists!

vagabond 08-22-2008 09:09 PM

Whaa? Hotdogs? Hamburgers? I thought this thread would be about those famous dishes killing off (or turning off) tourists at the Olympics in Beijing. You know, the steamed crap and virgin chicken. ;)

jungle 08-22-2008 09:24 PM


Originally Posted by vagabond (Post 448599)
Whaa? Hotdogs? Hamburgers? I thought this thread would be about those famous dishes killing off (or turning off) tourists at the Olympics in Beijing. You know, the steamed crap and virgin chicken. ;)

Virgin chicken. One of the most nefarious and well planned commie plots we have ever had to deal with, and some believe that those chickens are sixteen years old. Soon that "virgin" first press chicken broth will find it's way into our toothpaste, water supply and even the kid's ice cream. The kid's ice cream for God's(or insert you prefered diety) sake!

Trash Hauler 1 08-22-2008 09:50 PM


Originally Posted by mrvmo (Post 448594)
Chicago hot dogs rule.

Chicago Hot Dogs have won more World Series' than the Cubs!! By the way, CUBS means Completely Useless By September!! Go Cards!

Busboy 08-22-2008 09:51 PM


Originally Posted by Shortguy (Post 448584)
I don't think hot dogs should be laid off just because hamburgers taste better.















This is just a test to see how long it will take UPS and FEDX guys to take it over and change the subject to something UPS and FEDX.

I can not believe what a greedy thing that was to say!!!

Has anyone ever tried "jerk chicken" ?

buggs 08-22-2008 10:07 PM

The "O". Original Hotdog shop in Pittsburgh the best. Burgers can't touch it. This from a UPS guy. What do you Fed Ex guys think?

Rottweiler 08-22-2008 10:25 PM

Geezer dogs
 
Hot Dogs are scabs because they hang around until 65, and then even hang around in the back of the bun past 65 hoping the age 70 rule passes. At least Hamburgers retire with dignity at 60.

Rott

md11phlyer 08-22-2008 10:32 PM

Our feeling in ANC is that you should not eat hot dogs as they have been deemed onerous and fatiguing. Although, this effort has not been supported by our brethren in MEM, who continue to gobble down hot dogs at an alarming rate. We once thought that after 4 months of not eating a hot dog, it would be turned into a hamburger and would therefore be edible to the pilot group. However, via the VP/MEC hot dog resolution track we were made aware that a hot dog can remain a hot dog with authority from the Director of Flight Ops. Therefore, we are now eating some hot dogs in ANC that are technically called "hamburgers.'

jungle 08-22-2008 10:36 PM


Originally Posted by md11phlyer (Post 448624)
Our feeling in ANC is that you should not eat hot dogs as they have been deemed onerous and fatiguing. Although, this effort has not been supported by our brethren in MEM, who continue to gobble down hot dogs at an alarming rate. We once thought that after 4 months of not eating a hot dog, it would be turned into a hamburger and would therefore be edible to the pilot group. However, via the VP/MEC hot dog resolution track we were made aware that a hot dog can remain a hot dog with authority from the Director of Flight Ops. Therefore, we are now eating some hot dogs in ANC that are technically called "hamburgers.'


That is beautiful.:D Bravo and well done. T-shirt and ball cap inbound.

⌐ AV8OR WANNABE 08-22-2008 11:00 PM


Originally Posted by Rottweiler (Post 448622)
Hot Dogs are scabs because they hang around until 65, and then even hang around in the back of the bun past 65 hoping the age 70 rule passes. At least Hamburgers retire with dignity at 60.

Rott

Hanging around in the back of the bun? That ain't right, I'm voting for hamburgers in our next contract!

MD11Fr8Dog 08-23-2008 04:44 AM


Originally Posted by ⌐ AV8OR WANNABE (Post 448593)
"None. How long till it's about UPS or FEDEX?"


I know and I was joking...

Besides it was about UPS and Fedex from the very first post - yours... Just go back and re-read it... ;)


ZING!:eek: :D

MD11Fr8Dog 08-23-2008 04:45 AM


Originally Posted by Busboy (Post 448613)
I can not believe what a greedy thing that was to say!!!

Has anyone ever tried "jerk chicken" ?

Its not like choked chicken is it??:eek:

Winged Wheeler 08-23-2008 05:25 AM

The hot dog and the hamburger are only two of the candidates running--among others, the veggie burger and the blood sausage also will be on the ballot. Nonetheless, review your TOS, APC is no place for a political discussion.

WW

MoonF18 08-23-2008 05:46 AM

Everyone knows that UPS has more hotdogs and FedEx has more hamburgers. It should be noted that I left any reference to wieners out of this post.

FlyBoyd 08-23-2008 06:22 AM

uuummmmm NACHOS...

Born2AV8 08-23-2008 07:14 AM

I don't like no one touching my stuff. So just keep your meat-hooks off. If I catch any of you guys in my stuff, I'll kill you. And I don't like nobody touching my HOTDOG. Any of you homos touch me, and I'll kill you.

CL247 08-23-2008 07:38 AM

Does this mean HOTDOG Training is cancelled for today? I think I speak for everybody when I say that HAMBURGER training should be postponed until the unit is more properly rested.

2005 Blues 08-23-2008 10:30 AM

How does management expect us to eat hotdogs without a decent hotdog allowance? Look at how much money Cathay guys get to eat hotdogs every month. The best thing we could do is everybody vote for hotdogs, but no one actually eats the hotdogs. Then management will be forced to up our hotdog allowance so we'll actually start eating them.

Personally, it doesn't affect me so I'll just vote for hotdogs but keep eating hamburgers.

Sideshow Bob 08-23-2008 10:49 AM


Originally Posted by 2005 Blues (Post 448781)
How does management expect us to eat hotdogs without a decent hotdog allowance? Look at how much money Cathay guys get to eat hotdogs every month. The best thing we could do is everybody vote for hotdogs, but no one actually eats the hotdogs. Then management will be forced to up our hotdog allowance so we'll actually start eating them.

Personally, it doesn't affect me so I'll just vote for hotdogs but keep eating hamburgers.

It's a tough call altogether. Most hot dogs are made of the stuff off the slaughterhouse floor, while hamburgers often get recalled for salmonella, or mad cow disease. Either way, discussion of such realities may well get you moderated for one vaporous/inconsistent "reason" or another :eek:.

birdstrike 08-23-2008 11:04 AM

E-coli is another thing that'll get you sick from improperly prepared beef. An improperly prepared sausage can spread all types of problems <BG>

fr8rcaptain 08-23-2008 11:21 AM

Hotdog vs. Hamburger
 
Let's start a survey:

Do you think Obama prefers hotdogs over hamburgers? I have it on good authority.......






Betcha this closes the thread before it morphs into a UPS/Purple subject!:eek:

fedupbusdriver 08-23-2008 11:23 AM

Hey, just because he has held a hotdog in his mouth, it doesn't make him a hotdog eater.

Sideshow Bob 08-23-2008 11:27 AM


Originally Posted by fedupbusdriver (Post 448810)
Hey, just because he has held a hotdog in his mouth, it doesn't make him a hotdog eater.

Oh yeah...

You can eat hundreds of hamburgers, but eat one hot dog and....

Let's see who can get this shut down in the most vague fashion :D

Blowtorch joc 08-23-2008 11:31 AM

Back when I was a kid living in skidrow mom use to toast hot dog buns and my little brother and I would dip it in coolaid and eat it.

B727DRVR 08-23-2008 11:39 AM

Fight tha' Powa!!!
 
In my opinion,

To quote "In Living Color's" Homey D. Clown.... "It's a plot perpetrated by tha' Man to keep a brutha down!!" "You better have your passports, you in Homey country now!":D

I am sure that this refers to hot dogs, too!

"It takes a nation of millions to hold us back.... Fight tha' powa!!" - Flava Flav, 1989.

In Unity,

B727DRVR:cool:

birdstrike 08-23-2008 11:41 AM


Originally Posted by fedupbusdriver (Post 448810)
Hey, just because he has held a hotdog in his mouth, it doesn't make him a hotdog eater.

Not that there's anything wrong with that...

:eek:

Jetpilot 08-23-2008 11:46 AM

What I don't understand is why Fajita's are not an option. Specifically Alamo Cafe fajita's in SAT....

vagabond 08-23-2008 11:48 AM

I wish I could get a hotdog in my mouth. I'm not picky. Even one of those Lil Smokies will do. Wash it down with some God's sake.

fedupbusdriver 08-23-2008 12:18 PM

I think we have a winner (or is it weiner?)

Check 6 08-23-2008 12:23 PM

Don't worry... all the Hot dogs will go senior....and if they don't.. management can always use the dreaded STD.. Sly Tech Dog us... Feed us Hot dogs and just call them Hamburger and then tell us to grieve it. The Union will get all up in arms, but tell us we have to "eat" them now and they will "help" us later...but keep all your receipts etc because it is on us to "prove" the CO made us eat dog but called it burger...

2 years from now it will be knockwurst...but the CO will call it a paste dog...we'll be happy when they give us our "real" dogs back and we will call it a victory!!!! :D

MD11Fr8Dog 08-23-2008 12:58 PM


Originally Posted by vagabond (Post 448823)
I wish I could get a hotdog in my mouth. I'm not picky. Even one of those Lil Smokies will do. Wash it down with some God's sake.

For God's sake, woman!!


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