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ol'tigerguy 07-29-2009 09:49 AM
Originally Posted by Busboy (Post 652241)
I didn't think ol'tigerguys even knew what the internets are?:D
I know, but thats why I have kids. Bot 1 and Bot 2 are on seperate computers checking open time 5 times a minute. It's the cutest thing watching them type in the numeric passcode over and over and over. " Thats right sweety, Daddy likes west coast dhd's."

Dadof6 07-29-2009 09:54 AM
Now THAT is funny!:D Even funnier that it could be true!

Busboy 07-29-2009 09:55 AM
Originally Posted by AerisArmis (Post 652261)
I forgot the answer. How many old Tiger guys DOES it take to screw in a light bulb?:rolleyes:
It doesn't matter how many Tiger guys it took to screw in the lightbulb...The question should be:

What's it going to take for everyone to see the light?

adqrip 07-29-2009 10:11 AM
Aside from the fascinating light bulb stories, any MEM MD11 F/O's notice that the VTO lines are going more senior? Is this just a summer thing? I was holding number 12 to 15 VTO's about six months ago, now I am at 20 to 23. More guys cracking the VTO code? Ideas? Wild conspiracy theories? rip

Overnitefr8 07-29-2009 11:00 AM
Originally Posted by adqrip (Post 652780)
Aside from the fascinating light bulb stories, any MEM MD11 F/O's notice that the VTO lines are going more senior? Is this just a summer thing? I was holding number 12 to 15 VTO's about six months ago, now I am at 20 to 23. More guys cracking the VTO code? Ideas? Wild conspiracy theories? rip
Talking to my Airbus F/Os, it could be because Reserves are being used too much. The guy I'm flying with this trip is up to 69 hours. :eek: Why work the extra days on reserve when you can know your schedule ahead of time.

Laughing_Jakal 07-29-2009 12:15 PM
Originally Posted by ol'tigerguy (Post 652754)
How many original Fedex guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 4, 1 to do the work while the other 3 sit around and talk about the career expectations of the new lightbulb:D
Actually the other three pay for it with their personal credit cards. Each one can only afford a third of the lightbulb after paying G-Town Mortgages for three exwifes and splitting the $5.00 subs they buy at Jared's place on their 727 S/O layovers past 65......not to mention the army of employees that have to process the expense reports.

AerisArmis 07-29-2009 01:41 PM
Originally Posted by adqrip (Post 652780)
Aside from the fascinating light bulb stories, any MEM MD11 F/O's notice that the VTO lines are going more senior?
Aside from the scintilating VTO questions, any more FTL jokes?

PastV1 07-31-2009 08:09 PM
Originally Posted by AerisArmis (Post 652923)
Aside from the scintilating VTO questions, any more FTL jokes?
There were these 2 guys sitting at the bar in LA...... To long to type...!

MaxKts 07-31-2009 08:34 PM
Originally Posted by AerisArmis (Post 652923)
Aside from the scintilating VTO questions, any more FTL jokes?
3 guys were sitting in a bar - one was an ole tiger guy from Tel Aviv, one an ole tiger guy from Rome and the third was an ole tiger guy from Mecca.......


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