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VSTOLG4 04-30-2013 10:03 AM


Originally Posted by melfly (Post 1400681)
I had dinner last night at taco bell in a small town in Mississippi.

I'm so glad via the internet that I learned about your Doritos taco. They gave me extra fire sauce.

The cashier's were great. I have never met nicer people. Thanks for the great time taco bell I can't wait to see you next time. Taking wonderful memories and I'll be back.

See that was weird... as was your rando post about some dude you met on the internet that no one cares about.

I hope you're not a "purple" new hire. Our new testing was supposed to screen d_uchbags who speak of others like this out.

meatloaf 04-30-2013 10:26 AM


Originally Posted by melfly (Post 1400721)
Don't know her. Don't care. Im sure she is swell. Thats a weird random post this isn't a travel blog or personal email.

Oh, it would be a privilege of historical proportions to fly with you.

Of this I kid. Wow. :rolleyes:

RedeyeAV8r 04-30-2013 10:33 AM


Originally Posted by melfly (Post 1400721)
Don't know her. Don't care. Im sure she is swell. Thats a weird random post this isn't a travel blog or personal email.

God, I hope this isn't one of our "just culture" Dr. Sig Freud, Ivy League school new hires.
Sorry Vagabond, If he is indeed one of ours, please accept my apology on his behalf.

melfly 04-30-2013 10:39 AM

I fly only humans so you can rest easy.

The Walrus 04-30-2013 10:39 AM

What makes anyone think that this d bag is purple?

TonyC 04-30-2013 10:43 AM

Hey mel, did you notice that you're in the Cargo Forum? Last I checked, US Airways wasn't a cargo outfit. Of course, I suppose that could change.

Hey, thanks for the entertaining posts. We've learned a lot about you with just these few paragraphs.



Originally Posted by melfly (Post 1400681)

I had dinner last night at taco bell in a small town in Mississippi.

I'm so glad via the internet that I learned about your Doritos taco. They gave me extra fire sauce.

The cashier's were great. I have never met nicer people. Thanks for the great time taco bell I can't wait to see you next time. Taking wonderful memories and I'll be back.

See that was weird... as was your rando post about some dude you met on the internet that no one cares about.


First, we learned that you don't know how to capitalize proper nouns ... well, maybe you do, but you have trouble identifying proper nouns. You got Mississippi and Doritos correct, but you missed Taco Bell ... twice.

FYI, Taco Bell gets those big letters, too. ;)


You said, "The cashier's were great." The cashier's what were great? The cashier's eyes were great? The cashier's fingernails were great? The cashier's teeth were great? (No, you said this was Mississippi, that couldn't be possible.) The cashier's dining recommendations were great?

I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that you meant to say that the cashiers were great, and you just have trouble with apostrophes, plurals, and possessives. Here's a tip: plurals don't need that extra punctuation mark.

Rando ... is that a new word you just made up, or did you run out of keystrokes? I'm guessing from your next post (where you managed to type out the whole word) that your right index finger just got a little lazy, too much effort to hit the "m" key ... that's so sad.

Finally, here's a tip for using the words who and that. Generally speaking, when you're talking about a person, you should use who. Since the person Vagabond met is decidely, well, a person, the proper way to end your post would have been, "... some dude you met on the internet who no one cares about."





Originally Posted by melfly (Post 1400721)

Don't know her. Don't care. Im sure she is swell. Thats a weird random post this isn't a travel blog or personal email.


Yeah, I think we've pretty much confirmed it's a punctuation problem.

Im?

Thats?

If you paid for a college degree, I think you should get some money back.


But you got one thing right. This isn't a travel blog or personal email. It's the Cargo Forum.

And I think you're lost. ;)

And that's the big lesson we've learned from your posts. You have very low SA.






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TonyC 04-30-2013 10:46 AM


Originally Posted by VSTOLG4 (Post 1400724)

I hope you're not a "purple" new hire.


I don't think we have anything to fear. According to his 3rd post a few months ago, he was hired by US Airways a year before that.

That merger stuff must be stressful.






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FlyBoyd 04-30-2013 10:51 AM


Originally Posted by melfly (Post 1400681)
... as was your rando post about some dude you met on the internet that no one cares about.

Not really a "rando" post, D-bag. She announced the trip a while back and looked for people here to meet up with along the way.

http://www.airlinepilotforums.com/ca...-tour-aoc.html

Don't be bitter...be better.

Butter 04-30-2013 11:24 AM


Originally Posted by TonyC (Post 1400767)
Hey mel, did you notice that you're in the Cargo Forum? Last I checked, US Airways wasn't a cargo outfit. Of course, I suppose that could change.

Hey, thanks for the entertaining posts. We've learned a lot about you with just these few paragraphs.




First, we learned that you don't know how to capitalize proper nouns ... well, maybe you do, but you have trouble identifying proper nouns. You got Mississippi and Doritos correct, but you missed Taco Bell ... twice.

FYI, Taco Bell gets those big letters, too. ;)


You said, "The cashier's were great." The cashier's what were great? The cashier's eyes were great? The cashier's fingernails were great? The cashier's teeth were great? (No, you said this was Mississippi, that couldn't be possible.) The cashier's dining recommendations were great?

I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that you meant to say that the cashiers were great, and you just have trouble with apostrophes, plurals, and possessives. Here's a tip: plurals don't need that extra punctuation mark.

Rando ... is that a new word you just made up, or did you run out of keystrokes? I'm guessing from your next post (where you managed to type out the whole word) that your right index finger just got a little lazy, too much effort to hit the "m" key ... that's so sad.

Finally, here's a tip for using the words who and that. Generally speaking, when you're talking about a person, you should use who. Vagabond is decidely a person, so the proper way to end your post would have been, "... some dude you met on the internet who no one cares about."

Oh, wait, that's not finally, this is: Vagabond is not some dude. If you had an iota of situational awareness, or if you had bothered to read the first 4 words of her post, you would know she's a she. ("Mr. vagabond and I ...")




Yeah, I think we've pretty much confirmed it's a punctuation problem.

Im?

Thats?

If you paid for a college degree, I think you should get some money back.


But you got one thing right. This isn't a travel blog or personal email. It's the Cargo Forum.

And I think you're lost. ;)

And that's the big lesson we've learned from your posts. You have very low SA.






.

+1
Nicely done TC!

FlyByNyte 04-30-2013 11:39 AM


Originally Posted by melfly (Post 1400759)
I fly only humans so you can rest easy.

ah...that explains a lot about attitude! Disgruntled comes to mind...:cool:


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