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Had lunch with my bride today of 18 years, who held my hand, looked into my eyes, and said "I love you honey but I won't ride 900 miles in my urine to beat the crap out of another woman who talks to you..." |
Sin can happen to anyone . . . no one is above it, yet, this is no excuse, I hope and pray that this will all end soon with the best results . . . and then all involved will be able to move on.
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Jetjok wants to know where to get some of those NASA diapers! :D
Imagine being trapped in spaced with her!:eek: |
You'd think a NASA rocket scientist would come up with a better plan. Better yet, you'd think that SOMEWHERE along that 900 mile drive, say New Orleans or Mobile, she would've come to the conclusion that she was nuts and about to do something seriously stupid. But then again, just goes to show you, no woman is safe from those pilot types...
So, who's in line after these two for NASA jobs? Definitely a couple of openings in the near future. |
The REAL difference I see here is the difference between the USAF and USN. The Navy uses diapers, the USAF doesn't p*ss on itself. The Navy uses a bb gun, the USAF would use a 357.
You see, we've known all along that this "boat thing" you guys in the Navy do has long term psychological repercussions. Throw women into the mix and you get a pretty potent psycho-somatic she-b!tch from hell. If I was her, I'd use the "PMS" defense. |
They say crazy chicks are the best in bed. I'm thinking, she must be pretty good.
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Originally Posted by MD11Fr8Dog
(Post 113949)
Jetjok wants to know where to get some of those NASA diapers! :D
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Rush Limbaugh had me rolling today when he was talking about this...
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Originally Posted by Albief15
(Post 113903)
Had lunch with my bride today of 18 years, who held my hand, looked into my eyes, and said "I love you honey but I won't ride 900 miles in my urine to beat the crap out of another woman who talks to you..."
And I thought she truely loved me. So guys--in case your wondering, the standard for dedication has just been raised a few notches. |
We sure have come a long ways from the days of Gus Grissom and "The Right Stuff"
Shakes head.. :rolleyes: |
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